Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Amie's fat party, my camera died after this.
Fat people I know.
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Saturday, January 28, 2006
I got a new cat, and she's a BITCH.
Her name's Ninja and she's torn my right leg to shreds. I don't know why she specifically goes for the right one, but it looks nuts. We don't have permission to have her in our flat yet either, ah well. Work time! *dies*
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Random Collage of my shit
My stuff; my cat's mum, my painting, my fridge, my bed, my shark, my picture of someone's shoes, my backyard, my poster, my feathers.
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Monday, January 09, 2006
I'm sorry world, but I caved. I submitted to possibly the single most stupid trend every (after high wasted g-strings)... I bought skinny jeans. But please, before you judge me, understand that it's because they're the coolest shade of green on the planet. Observe:
That up there's my gynie, are you getting sweaty?
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Saturday, January 07, 2006
I think my hymen just broke!
Last night lightning fried out modem. We're about to get another storm. Yay!
The view from my sexy backyard
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Friday, January 06, 2006
I'm so bored. I want something to happen. Brisbane is stupid and boring. I am big time not looking forward to uni starting because it's boring too, but maybe the campus will get bombed or something. I've just gotta keep holdig on that hope. SOMETHING HAPPEN! ANYTHING! I wish my tubby friend lived closer, she makes lots of fun. I'm going to a party on friday the 13th.. but it sounds boring and I don't know if I'll bother going. I wanted to take Linda and show my 'Romas' friends how fun my 'Roma' friends are when they're tanked, but she's in Roma. I took Vicky (a 'Romas' girl) with me Bel and Linda to see Ben, Lee and Lil Stu the other night, and she loved it. Not the Ben and Lil Stu part because they got all angsty and went home because I was cracking onto a fat guy, but she thought Lee was hilarious. We put her on the bus at 6.30 the next morning smashed out of her skull, and aparently her aunt (who she's staying with while she's here - she's from England) was not happy. Hehe, I love getting foreigners into trouble. Anyway, that's all that's happened in this stupid not-happening place. I'm going to play with my myspace now.
New years eve:
A pool ball I aquired
Vicky about to rape Lee's nipple
I'll post the ones of me licking german tourists when I get them. Peace out!
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005
When the new actor stole the show, who questioned his/her grace?
I am boredy bored bored. Roma is hurting my boredom muscles. Fight Club is my new favourite movie (for the day). I've eaten my weight (plus Debbie's weight) in food since I got home. I've also eaten a decent amount of Debbie's love juices. AND I'M SO PAINFULLY BORED! My Nan took a dive into the ground at church the other day and broke her elbow bone. I have to drive her to toowoombarf on Friday, and it looks like I'll be spending my new years eve there. That'd be pretty damn cool if I knew people there/Amie was home/chocolate grew from the trees. DAMN YOU AMIE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY *cries* I just can't go on without your lardy ways! At the start of the year I got my brother to put an mp3 player in my car, but Kerri-Leigh was there trying to seduce him so he only did half the job. Today I finally got my dad to have a go at earthing it so the memory and lights worked, and he fucked it up well and truly. Now my mp3 player just runs all the time, minus the lights, and regardless of whether the car is on or not. Oh well, who needed that battery to be charged. Anyway, now I have to go was my llama.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Work
sucks big fat hairy arse right now. Lisa and Kea left, Luke had a car
accident (again) today, Vicky has depression and I take big diseasey
issue with Melinda. Melinda stinks. And Roland loves Melinda so he's
being a bitch-whore to me. And to make it all smell like roses, I've
had double shifts all week. I was originally supposed to go to Roma
tomorrow for Christmas but Roland stomped on and murdered that plan.
I'm going home on Saturday, if it weren't for Sioban I wouldn't be
going home at all. Hooray yay cheer dance. I'm in debt big time now,
but I got some kick-arse presents. Yay for me, I'm the champion. Bye
for now.
Posted at 11:02 pm by
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Go back to sleep (he's a vagina head)
Boredy
bored bored! I went to an Indonesian thing at a Chinese restaurant in
Chinatown tonight, with lots of free food and bitches! It was great,
and Topan gave me a fan. I spent the day with Linda and Belinda and got
loads of free food at their place. I've eaten my weight in FREE food
today, let's scream out! And at the Chinatown Indonesia thing they
danced for me, it was great. And then on the way home I went to a BWS
for some BW and S and saw Belinda and Linda's lover Luke and he gave me
quite the angsty look. Someone has sand in their gynie! Hmm what else.
I gave Bel and Linda their presents and I think Linda was a little
unimpressed at her subpar present compared to Bel's, what can ya do?
She got me a pez dispenser. Anyway, A Perfect Circle are my new
playmates. CHEERIO HOOKERS!
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Thursday, December 08, 2005
I just watched Donnie Darko - Directors Cut, and NOW I GET IT! I was just tuning into sbs to see if they were playing any good European porn tonight and low and behold, my favourite shot of Donnie Darko was on! I creamed, but that's partly because Debbie was dancing on the lounge chair. But anyway, now I feel like I can die happy, because I (partially) understand it now. And in other news, another snide comment from Soiban tonight. I've decided to find another job, and when I get it I'm going to do a big fat dance in her face. I know why she's such a whore-gynie-face to me; it's because she wants to be me/touch me, and she can't. Stupid doodle. When I quit I'm going to tell her she looks like a crow, which she does, with her stupid pointy face and black hair, and I'm going to tell her that I slept with her son. Hahaha, she'd combust. I think I'll start calling her 'soy bean' now too, because that's her freakin' name. 'Soiban' spells 'soy bean', not 'shavonne'. Jeebus.
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